The closest you’ll ever get to Cher’s underwear
Framed and ready to adorn your wall: Cher’s bra, complete with a signed photo.
As the auction states: “There is not anyone who hasn’t stopped and stared at this piece on display as they walked by because of its uniqueness.”
No commentsDoes it come in puke- I mean, pink?
Finally! “A convenient morning sickness bag that is not embarrassing to carry!”
No commentsAcid wash flashback
The 1980s were awash (literally) in a sea of big hair and ugly denim. There was enough bad acid going around to rival Woodstock. And when it was mixed with other substances (like rhinestones), the results were often deadly.
Lick It Up
When KISS announced they were recording a “meat and potatoes” album, they weren’t kidding: The Sonic Boom CD/DVD will be sold in WalMart, in a specially designated KISS KORNER alongside other gems like the KISS Mr. Potato Head Collectors Set. $10 says Gene’s tongue is the first piece the kids will lose. [ ♫ ]
Trucksicles
Why do so many men hang fake testicles from the trailer hitches on their pickup trucks? It’s not like women are driving around with fake tampon strings dangling from their Jetta exhausts.
For obsessive True Blood fans only
(Which would be, erm, all of us): HBO is selling a Tru Blood branded beverage.
No commentsDress for Success
Frank couldn’t understand it; he’d had plenty of job interviews, yet still no one would hire him.
No commentsRemember the scene where Neo gets all those security guards drunk?
From the product website: Armed with the Alcohol Shot Gun, you can re-enact the most memorable movie scenes from “Dirty Harry” to “Matrix”.
