Archive for the 'Animals' Category
I’ve always had mixed feelings about ebay listings that show the seller’s pet. Cats are especially notorious for wandering into the shot just as you snap the shutter:
On the one hand, I love animals and I’m happy to support my fellow pet-owners. On the other hand, there’s no telling whether Fluffy used her litter box before walking all over that sweater I’m about to buy:
However, I draw the line at snarling raccoons.No comments
Everyone knows that Honey Badger don’t give a sh!t. Now your wardrobe can show everyone that you don’t give a sh!t, either:
From the first moment you put on the Honey Badger hoodie, you can feel all your fears slipping away. No longer will you worry about fitting in with rigid societal norms! You want to eat a live cobra for dinner? Do it! Who cares what your neighbors think? Not you!
And if you want to rock a Honey Badger tail with glittery spandex pants, well, you go right ahead.
I think these “Honey Badger flats” might technically be cheetahs, but whatevs. I don’t really care what kind of animal they are, and neither should you.No comments
Sure, you could impress guests by having an ultra-modern bathroom, complete with a fancy Japanese washlet (“the first intelligent, “aware of you” toilet that takes personal hygiene to a new level”!) and a $47,200 bathtub.No comments