I got a new phone for Christmas! But it totally eats the battery.
Hand-painted Skrillex & deadmau5 shoes. Instead of “click-click-click”, these high heels go “WHOMP!-WHOMP!-WHOMP!” when you walk.
“Solid Platinum Jesus covered in too many diamonds to count. ” Because everyone knows that the J-man is all about the bling.
Finally! “A convenient morning sickness bag that is not embarrassing to carry!”
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