Who Buys These Things?

The 1980s were awash (literally) in a sea of big hair and ugly denim. There was enough bad acid going around to rival Woodstock. And when it was mixed with other substances (like rhinestones), the results were often deadly.

Frank couldn’t understand it; he’d had plenty of job interviews, yet still no one would hire him.

And for god’s sake, make sure the safety guard is on.