Who Buys These Things?

What’s next, Apple: the iUD birth control device?

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:27:03 +0000

The closest you’ll ever get to Cher’s underwear

admin — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 02:11:54 +0000

Framed and ready to adorn your wall: Cher’s bra, complete with a signed photo.

As the auction states: “There is not anyone who hasn’t stopped and stared at this piece on display as they walked by because of its uniqueness.”

Does it come in puke- I mean, pink?

admin — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:12:36 +0000

Finally! “A convenient morning sickness bag that is not embarrassing to carry!”

Acid wash flashback

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:56:18 +0000

The 1980s were awash (literally) in a sea of big hair and ugly denim. There was enough bad acid going around to rival Woodstock. And when it was mixed with other substances (like rhinestones), the results were often deadly.

Lick It Up

admin — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:09:14 +0000

When KISS announced they were recording a “meat and potatoes” album, they weren’t kidding: The Sonic Boom CD/DVD will be sold in WalMart, in a specially designated KISS KORNER alongside other gems like the KISS Mr. Potato Head Collectors Set. $10 says Gene’s tongue is the first piece the kids will lose. [ ♫ ]

Trucksicles

admin — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:09:46 +0000

Why do so many men hang fake testicles from the trailer hitches on their pickup trucks? It’s not like women are driving around with fake tampon strings dangling from their Jetta exhausts.

For obsessive True Blood fans only

admin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:17:04 +0000

(Which would be, erm, all of us): HBO is selling a Tru Blood branded beverage.

Dress for Success

admin — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:51:54 +0000

Frank couldn’t understand it; he’d had plenty of job interviews, yet still no one would hire him.

Remember the scene where Neo gets all those security guards drunk?

admin — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:16:33 +0000

From the product website: Armed with the Alcohol Shot Gun, you can re-enact the most memorable movie scenes from “Dirty Harry” to “Matrix”.

Sometimes, the title says it all

admin — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:02:26 +0000

Vintage Two Dogs Having Sex Ashtray