Who Buys These Things?

Why do so many men hang fake testicles from the trailer hitches on their pickup trucks? It’s not like women are driving around with fake tampon strings dangling from their Jetta exhausts.

(Which would be, erm, all of us): HBO is selling a Tru Blood branded beverage.

Frank couldn’t understand it; he’d had plenty of job interviews, yet still no one would hire him.

From the product website: Armed with the Alcohol Shot Gun, you can re-enact the most memorable movie scenes from “Dirty Harry” to “Matrix”.

Vintage Two Dogs Having Sex Ashtray

I am simultaneously elated and horrified to learn that there is now an entire line of Star Trek perfumes. Let’s see, do I go with Red Shirt, the “daring fragrance for those brave enough to place no trust in tomorrow”? Or do I dab a little Pon Farr behind each pointy ear and wait for nature to take its course?

(thanks, Laura!)

For sale: Cameron’s house from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.