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Set phasers on “spray”

trek_cologneI am simultaneously elated and horrified to learn that there is now an entire line of Star Trek perfumes. Let’s see, do I go with Red Shirt, the “daring fragrance for those brave enough to place no trust in tomorrow”? Or do I dab a little Pon Farr behind each pointy ear and wait for nature to take its course?

(thanks, Laura!)

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